I received this email from my colleague, concerning a broken sewage pipe at my office basement parking.
Please be informed that the toilet sewage pipe at B1 broke yesterday afternoon.
Of course, you can just imagine what happened next…
So, IF you did *poo poo yesterday, please be aware that your *poo poo is somewhere lying around at B1.
Also note, it’s also possible that your *poo poo is on top of other people's cars driving around the city.
All the best (to your *poo poo).
* Word changed to make this post more family friendly.